Not a Dad Bod. A Father Figure - Relaxed Fit Tee front graphic in Black with a hippo in a laurel wreath and purple lifting belt flexing on a marble pedestal beside a small hippo copying the pose - Conquering Barbell

Not a Dad Bod. A Father Figure - Relaxed Fit Tee

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  • Designed by a powerlifter
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton
  • Relaxed fit
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  • Printed to order in Tennessee. Ships in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Not a Dad Bod. A Father Figure - Relaxed Fit Tee

Sculpted. Just not recently. The Not a Dad Bod. A Father Figure relaxed fit tee from Conquering Barbell features a hippo in a laurel wreath and purple lifting belt hitting a double biceps pose on a marble pedestal like a museum piece, a little hippo copying the pose beside a pair of kettlebells. NOT A DAD BOD. A FATHER FIGURE runs top and bottom in cream and purple slab lettering, with CONQUERING BARBELL and CONQUER THE WEIGHTS below. Printed large across the front for lifters who carry their mass with total confidence.

Made on a garment-dyed heavyweight cotton tee for a broken-in feel straight out of the bag. The relaxed fit, lived-in texture, and vintage wash make it a go-to for heavy sessions, rest days, and everything between.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel
  • Heavyweight construction with a relaxed, oversized fit
  • Garment dye process creates a unique vintage texture on every shirt
  • Large full-color front graphic with premium print quality
  • Classic unisex crew neck and short-sleeve cut
  • Printed to order in-house in Tennessee
  • Available in Black

Every order is printed after you place it. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Flags ship in 10–14 business days (after the payment clears). Weekends and holidays don’t count.

Priority Mail shows at checkout when your order’s weight qualifies. It speeds up delivery, not printing.

To prolong the lifespan of your Conquering Barbell apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Wash inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles; do not iron.

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The crew, under the bar

Real lifters. Real weight.

Customers training in their Conquering Barbell gear.

  • Joe C. wearing the Kunoichi relaxed fit tee in 3XL

    “Walks the walk.”

    THE BEST brand on the market hands down. Walks the walk and talks the talk. Amazing art work and design too. Fits perfectly and just like the guy above saying they abuse the shirts in the gym, same lol.

    Joe C.Bon Aqua, TN

    Wearing Kunoichi - Female Ninja - Relaxed Fit tee, 3XL

  • Bear wearing the Drop the World relaxed fit tee in 4XL, back print

    “The details are amazing.”

    Another amazing print! The details are amazing, the shirt fits great. Love the quality of work and detail.

    Bear

    Wearing Drop the World - Relaxed Fit tee, 4XL

  • Rich M. deadlifting in the Brutal Lifts tank

    “The perfect pump cover.”

    The relaxed fit one I got recently is the perfect pump cover/extra layer for me. In Alaska the gym can feel cool at times and I hate being cold when I train. Mississippi boy. I just order 3 more. CB versus erbody

    Rich M.Anchorage, AK

    Wearing Brutal Lifts - on Black tank top

Conquering Barbell relaxed fit tee in black with a full back print, shot in the print shop

The Relaxed Fit Tee

The relaxed fit tee

Built for
heavy days.

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel straight out of the bag. Roomy enough for a big back, tough enough for every session.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

    Garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel and a vintage texture on every shirt.

  • Room to move

    A relaxed, oversized cut that doubles as your pump cover.

  • Printed to order in Tennessee

    Every shirt is printed in-house. No middlemen, no mass production.

Shop relaxed fit tees

A little help with the fit

Find your fit. Then chase the PR.

Like it snug on the arms? Room to breathe under the bar? Start with a shirt you already love.

  1. 1

    Lay your favorite shirt flat.

    Measure straight across, armpit to armpit. That's the chest width.

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    Check the length.

    Measure from the back collar seam straight down to the bottom hem.

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    Match it to ours.

    Compare with our garment measurements, or let Find my size do the math.

Returns & exchanges
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  • Doesn’t fit?

    Send it back unworn within 30 days of purchase and I’ll print your new size.

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Before you load the bar

A few good questions.

Still deciding? Email support@conqueringbarbell.co.

True to size, in an athletic unisex cut. Carrying a big back or between sizes? Go one up. Find my size gives you a starting point.

Every piece is printed after you order. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Flags take 10–14 (after the payment clears). Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Free in the U.S. on orders over $75. (Under $75, shipping is calculated at checkout)

International shipping cost is calculated at checkout.

Return or exchange it unworn within 30 days of purchase. Details are on the Returns and exchanges page.

Cold wash, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Yes. International rates show at checkout.

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Worn by lifters.

Real photos and real words from people who train in it.

  • 40,000+ tees sold
  • 54.8K on Instagram
  • Printing since 2013

In their words

  • “Fits the big boys.”

    Really comfortable shirt for the big boys. I got the 3XL (I currently weight 305lbs standing at 6'1") and it fits perfectly. A little breathing room so on and so forth and it hangs lower than your normal tee. If you're about my size and want a tighter fit I would recommend the 2XL. Definitely recommend Conquering Barbell and will be back to purchase more.

    Stephen G.Pen Argyl, PA

  • “Exceeded Expectations!”

    Just received my order (3 flags & 2 tee shirts) & was genuinely surprised at how good the quality is. The flags themselves feel high quality, the black background is dark and the material feels substantial. The image on the flags is vivid & sharp with no “bleed over” at the edges of the image. The tee shirts again feel substantial. The images are sharp and vivid with a thickness to them that feels like the print will last. I ordered size L in the oversized tee’s and wasn’t sure how over sized they would be. I was pleasantly surprised that for my build they actually fit comfortably snug in the chest / back / arms & trim in the waist. (For context 5’9, 195)

    All in all, the quality exceeded what I was expecting & I will absolutely be ordering again soon. . Also & important to me, Audie (the owner) was extremely responsive in answering my emails even at evening hours. Great purchase for me.

    John

  • “All time fav company to buy from.”

    All time fav company to buy from in the us. Orders always on time and the owner is hella funny. Tracking numbers are always sent out right away and I’ve never had any delays. Would 1000% recommend this brand

    Ariel K.Canada

  • “Outstanding quality.”

    Bought this and one of the squat, press and pull shirts and they are outstanding quality. By far some of the best shirts I have bought to train in.

    Justin B.Arlington, TX

  • “No issues with length.”

    Ordered the akuma XXL tank. Came out great. I’m 6,5 with a long torso and there weren’t any issues with length. Seller was responsive to my messages too.

    Blake L.Jacksonville, FL

  • “Print quality is excellent.”

    Friggin awesome tee. The cotton-poly blend makes for the perfect fit and comfort. And the print quality is excellent. I will buy more tees soon.

    Roman V.Lubbock, TX

  • “Fit was fantastic.”

    Very communicative and speedy response when I had a query. The tee came quickly to the uk and the fit was fantastic and very good quality cotton. The print and design is awesome. My husband loves it! As a powerlifter myself I love these niche designs! Thank you so much!

    Shana P.Wigan, UK

  • “Went above and beyond.”

    Great product. Customer service went above and beyond to accommodate my requests. Shipping was fast and packaged in a very secure manner so my shirts arrived undamaged. A++++++

    Chris W.Mayfield, KY

  • “Design is just perfect.”

    Design is just perfect. My girlfriend likes it so much so took it for herself haha. Love it!

    Carlos F.Woodland Hills, CA

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Designed, printed and packed by a lifter.

I’m Audie. I compete in powerlifting, and I’ve run Conquering Barbell out of Tennessee since 2013. I design it, print it and ship it. Every shirt is printed in-house after you order. No print farm, no middlemen. If something’s wrong with your order, you’re emailing the guy who made it.

The bar bends. You don’t.

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