Everything Hurts and I am hungry tank top in Black

Everything Hurts and I am hungry - on Black tank top

€27,95
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30,000+ tees sold since 2013
  • Designed by a powerlifter
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Printed in Tennessee
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  • Printed to order in Tennessee. Ships in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Everything Hurts and I am Hungry - on Black Tank Top

Get ready to meet your new favorite tank top: our "Everything Hurts and I am Hungry" Gym Tank Top! It's like a high-five for your sore muscles and your never-ending appetite.

Listen up, gym champ: life on the fitness battlefield ain't all rainbows and smoothie bowls. It's about feeling the burn, secretly enjoying the struggle, and plotting your next snack attack. And guess what? This tank top captures that vibe like a champ.

We whipped up this bad boy from seriously comfy material. It's not just a tank top; it's like your secret weapon against gym days that make you feel like a human pretzel. "Everything Hurts and I am Hungry" isn't just a catchy phrase. It's the battle cry of every gym rat who's ever said, "Yep, I definitely can't feel my legs."

Slip it on before you tackle your next sweat session, or rock it post-workout when you're ready to devour anything in sight. It's your reminder that pain is gain and hunger is your BFF.

So, here's to the burn, the hunger pangs, and the slightly awkward post-leg-day waddle. Snag your "Everything Hurts and I am Hungry" Gym Tank Top now and let your sense of humor shine as brightly as your gains.

Fit to size tank tops so order your normal size. Unisex sizing.

Printed on the highest quality 100% ring-spun cotton construction perfect for the wear and tear you put it through in the gym or hanging out. Designed and Printed in the U.S.A.

Every order is printed after you place it. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Flags ship in 10–14 business days (after the payment clears). Weekends and holidays don’t count.

Priority Mail shows at checkout when your order’s weight qualifies. It speeds up delivery, not printing.

To prolong the lifespan of your Conquering Barbell apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Wash inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles; do not iron.

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The crew, under the bar

Real lifters. Real weight.

Customers training in their Conquering Barbell gear.

  • Rich M. deadlifting in the Brutal Lifts tank

    “The perfect pump cover.”

    The relaxed fit one I got recently is the perfect pump cover/extra layer for me. In Alaska the gym can feel cool at times and I hate being cold when I train. Mississippi boy. I just order 3 more. CB versus erbody

    Rich M.Anchorage, AK

    Wearing Brutal Lifts - on Black tank top

  • Joe C. wearing the Kunoichi relaxed fit tee in 3XL

    “Walks the walk.”

    THE BEST brand on the market hands down. Walks the walk and talks the talk. Amazing art work and design too. Fits perfectly and just like the guy above saying they abuse the shirts in the gym, same lol.

    Joe C.Bon Aqua, TN

    Wearing Kunoichi - Female Ninja - Relaxed Fit tee, 3XL

  • Bear wearing the Drop the World relaxed fit tee in 4XL, back print

    “The details are amazing.”

    Another amazing print! The details are amazing, the shirt fits great. Love the quality of work and detail.

    Bear

    Wearing Drop the World - Relaxed Fit tee, 4XL

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The Tank

The tank

Built to train in.

A sleeveless cut that keeps your shoulders free from warm-up to the last set.

  • Ring-spun cotton.

    Soft from the first wear and made for the wear and tear of training.

  • Sleeveless cut.

    Nothing in the way of your range of motion.

  • Printed to order in Tennessee.

    Every tank is printed in-house. No middlemen, no mass production.

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A little help with the fit

Find your fit. Then chase the PR.

Like it snug on the arms? Room to breathe under the bar? Start with a shirt you already love.

  1. 1

    Lay your favorite shirt flat.

    Measure straight across, armpit to armpit. That's the chest width.

  2. 2

    Check the length.

    Measure from the back collar seam straight down to the bottom hem.

  3. 3

    Match it to ours.

    Compare with our garment measurements, or let Find my size do the math.

Returns & exchanges
Carlos F.'s stack of Conquering Barbell shirts

The 30-day promise

Love it, or we’ll make it right.

  • Doesn’t fit?

    Send it back unworn within 30 days of purchase and I’ll print your new size.

  • Not what you expected?

    Return it unworn within 30 days of purchase.

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Before you load the bar

A few good questions.

Still deciding? Email support@conqueringbarbell.co.

True to size, in an athletic unisex cut. Carrying a big back or between sizes? Go one up. Find my size gives you a starting point.

Every piece is printed after you order. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days (after the payment clears). Flags take 10–14 (after the payment clears). Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Free in the U.S. on orders over $75. (Under $75, shipping is calculated at checkout)

International shipping cost is calculated at checkout.

Return or exchange it unworn within 30 days of purchase. Details are on the Returns and exchanges page.

Cold wash, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Yes. International rates show at checkout.

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Worn by lifters.

Real photos and real words from people who train in it.

  • 30,000+ tees sold
  • 54.8K on Instagram
  • Printing since 2013

In their words

  • “No issues with length.”

    Ordered the akuma XXL tank. Came out great. I’m 6,5 with a long torso and there weren’t any issues with length. Seller was responsive to my messages too.

    Blake L.Jacksonville, FL

  • “Best fitting shirts.”

    I ain’t gonna lie I have so many shirts in my closet I need to give stuff away to make room for more. But this brand makes the best fitting shirts I have bought ever! Great quality too. If you like the tight fit around the arms it’s the best and makes my shoulders look wider. Wear it to the gym or wherever. I’m a size large but I got my shirts in XL and it’s just right. And they have a huge selection Worth the wait

    Azad K.

  • “Very responsive CS, Excellent Quality”

    Customer service was very responsive and helpful! I received my order and the shirts are very good quality, with bright designs. I can’t wait to wear them to the gym and tell my friends where I got them! Thank you so much!!

    Janis

  • “Exceeded Expectations!”

    Just received my order (3 flags & 2 tee shirts) & was genuinely surprised at how good the quality is. The flags themselves feel high quality, the black background is dark and the material feels substantial. The image on the flags is vivid & sharp with no “bleed over” at the edges of the image. The tee shirts again feel substantial. The images are sharp and vivid with a thickness to them that feels like the print will last. I ordered size L in the oversized tee’s and wasn’t sure how over sized they would be. I was pleasantly surprised that for my build they actually fit comfortably snug in the chest / back / arms & trim in the waist. (For context 5’9, 195)

    All in all, the quality exceeded what I was expecting & I will absolutely be ordering again soon. . Also & important to me, Audie (the owner) was extremely responsive in answering my emails even at evening hours. Great purchase for me.

    John

  • “The best designs.”

    The best designs. Great customer service and undeniable quality. Trusted brand that has been around the powerlifting scene for over a decade.

    Timothy P.

  • “Amazing company!”

    One of the most reputable and solid companies around. Always willing to go above and beyond to deliver quality items. Highly recommend!

    Anthony P.

  • “Best shirts ever.”

    Best shirts ever and super fast shipping!!! And the customer service is outstanding. 10/10 would recommend.

    Autumn W.

  • “The quality has been amazing!”

    I've bought multiple shirts on many occasions and the quality has been amazing! Would purchase from again

    John

  • “The products are excellent.”

    I never buy from the USA but I will buy from this company. The products are excellent, designs last foreverrrr & don’t seem to crack, and the owner is a stand up guy. Will definitely buy from them again.

    Tiana W.Canada

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One-man operation

Designed, printed and packed by a lifter.

I’m Audie. I compete in powerlifting, and I’ve run Conquering Barbell out of Tennessee since 2013. I design it, print it and ship it. Every shirt is printed in-house after you order. No print farm, no middlemen. If something’s wrong with your order, you’re emailing the guy who made it.

The bar bends. You don’t.

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