Bite Me, Respectfully. relaxed fit tee in Pepper
Bite Me, Respectfully. relaxed fit tee in Black
Bite Me, Respectfully. relaxed fit tee in Pepper
Bite Me, Respectfully. relaxed fit tee in Black

Bite Me, Respectfully. - Relaxed Fit tee

From 337,00 kr
Free U.S. shipping over $75. (Under $75, shipping is calculated at checkout)
30,000+ tees sold since 2013
  • Designed by a powerlifter
  • 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton
  • Relaxed fit
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  • Printed to order in Tennessee. Ships in 7–10 business days. Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Bite Me, Respectfully. Tee 

Said with love. Mostly. The Bite Me, Respectfully. tee from Conquering Barbell is for the lifter who has heard every unsolicited opinion about their training, their diet, and their lifestyle, and has arrived at a very peaceful, very polite conclusion. A wide-open vampire mouth full of fangs holds a 100 lb Conquering Barbell plate between its teeth, the whole thing rendered in a clean vintage graphic that somehow manages to be both menacing and charming at the same time. BITE ME, RESPECTFULLY. anchors the bottom in clean block lettering. No hard feelings. Just boundaries.

Made on a garment-dyed heavyweight cotton tee for a broken-in feel straight out of the bag. The relaxed fit, lived-in texture, and vintage wash make it a go-to whether you are heading into a heavy session or walking out of one.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel
  • Heavyweight construction with a relaxed, oversized fit
  • Garment dye process creates a unique vintage texture on every shirt
  • Front graphic with premium print quality
  • Classic unisex crew neck and short-sleeve cut
  • Available in pepper and black

Every order is printed after you place it. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days. Flags ship in 10–14 business days. Weekends and holidays don’t count.

Priority Mail shows at checkout when your order’s weight qualifies. It speeds up delivery, not printing.

To prolong the lifespan of your Conquering Barbell apparel we recommend the following care process.

  • Launder/wash cold with like colors
  • Wash inside out
  • Tumble dry low, or hang dry
  • If desired, steaming can be utilized to remove wrinkles; do not iron.

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Worn by lifters.

Real photos and real words from people who train in it.

  • 30,000+ tees sold
  • 54.8K on Instagram
  • Printing since 2013

In their words

  • “Fits the big boys.”

    Really comfortable shirt for the big boys. I got the 3XL (I currently weight 305lbs standing at 6'1") and it fits perfectly. A little breathing room so on and so forth and it hangs lower than your normal tee. If you're about my size and want a tighter fit I would recommend the 2XL. Definitely recommend Conquering Barbell and will be back to purchase more.

    Stephen G.Pen Argyl, PA

  • “The perfect pump cover.”

    The relaxed fit one I got recently is the perfect pump cover/extra layer for me. In Alaska the gym can feel cool at times and I hate being cold when I train. Mississippi boy. I just order 3 more. CB versus erbody

    Rich M.Anchorage, AK

  • “Exceeded Expectations!”

    Just received my order (3 flags & 2 tee shirts) & was genuinely surprised at how good the quality is. The flags themselves feel high quality, the black background is dark and the material feels substantial. The image on the flags is vivid & sharp with no “bleed over” at the edges of the image. The tee shirts again feel substantial. The images are sharp and vivid with a thickness to them that feels like the print will last. I ordered size L in the oversized tee’s and wasn’t sure how over sized they would be. I was pleasantly surprised that for my build they actually fit comfortably snug in the chest / back / arms & trim in the waist. (For context 5’9, 195)

    All in all, the quality exceeded what I was expecting & I will absolutely be ordering again soon. . Also & important to me, Audie (the owner) was extremely responsive in answering my emails even at evening hours. Great purchase for me.

    John

  • “Amazing company!”

    One of the most reputable and solid companies around. Always willing to go above and beyond to deliver quality items. Highly recommend!

    Anthony P.

  • “Best shirts ever.”

    Best shirts ever and super fast shipping!!! And the customer service is outstanding. 10/10 would recommend.

    Autumn W.

  • “The quality has been amazing!”

    I've bought multiple shirts on many occasions and the quality has been amazing! Would purchase from again

    John

  • “The products are excellent.”

    I never buy from the USA but I will buy from this company. The products are excellent, designs last foreverrrr & don’t seem to crack, and the owner is a stand up guy. Will definitely buy from them again.

    Tiana W.Canada

  • “One of the best clothing brands out there.”

    One of the best clothing brands out there. From the design to the fit it’s the only way to go!

    Colton S.

  • “For the Lifter, By the Lifter.”

    Absolutely blown away by Conquering Barbell. The three shirts I ordered are the highest quality tees I’ve ever owned—super comfortable, great fit, and they feel built to last. The printing is hands-down the best I’ve ever seen: crisp, bold, and perfectly done with zero cheap “crack and peel” vibes. On top of that, shipping was fast and everything showed up exactly as expected.

    What really sets the brand apart is that it’s for lifters, by lifters. You can tell it’s built by people who actually train. The owner, Audie, personally thanked me when he saw me training in the shirts during my powerlifting meet prep, even shared me to his story and wished me luck. That kind of genuine support and engagement is rare and speaks volumes about the culture behind the brand.

    I’ll 100% be ordering more.

    Theodore

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Bite Me, Respectfully. relaxed fit tee in Pepper

The Relaxed Fit Tee

The relaxed fit tee

Built for
heavy days.

Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton with a broken-in feel straight out of the bag. Roomy enough for a big back, tough enough for every session.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

    Garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in feel and a vintage texture on every shirt.

  • Room to move

    A relaxed, oversized cut that doubles as your pump cover.

  • Printed to order in Tennessee

    Every shirt is printed in-house. No middlemen, no mass production.

Shop relaxed fit tees

A little help with the fit

Find your fit. Then chase the PR.

Like it snug on the arms? Room to breathe under the bar? Start with a shirt you already love.

  1. 1

    Lay your favorite shirt flat.

    Measure straight across, armpit to armpit. That's the chest width.

  2. 2

    Check the length.

    Measure from the back collar seam straight down to the bottom hem.

  3. 3

    Match it to ours.

    Compare with our garment measurements, or let Find my size do the math.

Returns & exchanges

The 30-day swap

Wrong size? Swap it.

  • Doesn’t fit?

    Send it back unworn within 30 days of purchase and I’ll print your new size.

  • Not what you expected?

    Return it unworn within 30 days of purchase.

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Before you load the bar

A few good questions.

Still deciding? Email support@conqueringbarbell.co.

True to size, in an athletic unisex cut. Carrying a big back or between sizes? Go one up. Find my size gives you a starting point.

Every piece is printed after you order. Tees, tanks and hoodies ship in 7–10 business days. Flags take 10–14. Tracking is emailed when it leaves.

Free in the U.S. on orders over $75. (Under $75, shipping is calculated at checkout)

Return or exchange it unworn within 30 days of purchase. Details are on the Returns and exchanges page.

Cold wash, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Don’t iron the print.

Yes. International rates show at checkout.

One-man operation

Designed, printed and packed by a lifter.

I’m Audie. I compete in powerlifting, and I’ve run Conquering Barbell out of Tennessee since 2013. I design it, print it and ship it. Every shirt is printed in-house after you order. No print farm, no middlemen. If something’s wrong with your order, you’re emailing the guy who made it.

The bar bends. You don’t.

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